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Antique car jokes. A man walks into an antique store and starts looking around. Yeah well Im colour blind said the motorist. What happened to the frog who parked on the double yellow line.

A dad is washing the car with his son. What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars. He asks the store owner how much he wants for the statue.

Antique dealers were recycling long before it became the norm. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. So what said the motorist.

I bought a parrot at an auction hoping that a companion might help me get through some tough times. For those who love a little bit of sarcasm to start their day. What has four wheels and flies.

What kind of car does an egg drive. In addition to that you were exceeding the speed limit said the policeman. The car ride home the parrot had been quiet and an uneasy tension was building.

An Australian comes by takes a look at the engine and says. Entertaining Jokes about Driving. When its towed away.

An eskimo is on vacation in Australia. Suddenly he gazes upon the most stunning bronze statue of a Siamese cat. After a moment the son asks his father Do you think we could use a sponge instead One liner tags.

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When does the Trabant reach its top speed. The antique dealer thing quickly responds Ill give you 100 for it The shop owner agrees and the antique dealer grabs the cat. What has four wheels and flies.

Correcton on time MEET AT 10AM LEAVING AT 1030. Here are some old Trabant jokes that have made the rounds frequently. His car got toad.

A kind of classic car now by British standards the Nova has had its fair share of controversy over the years and this Stig folklore sums it up perfectly Mustang silly Who could argue that the original Ford Mustangs were gorgeous cars this popular internet meme draws hilarious reference to the mucky years of the Mustangs styling. The first says My son is so successful hes VP of his company and just gave his best friend a car. Answering he heard his wifes voice urgently warning him Jonnie I just heard on the news that theres a car going the wrong way on the M4 you must be careful.

The second says Thats nothing my son is CEO of his company and just gave his best friend a house The third says Well my son owns 3 highly profitable companies and just gave his best friend a jet. Any one in the Stephenville area who wants to participate should meet at the Stephenville Dome 1100 am well leave at around 1130. The Trabant also known as the Trabi is an East German car that became the punchline of many jokes.

Throughout the first night my parrot remained quiet but the next morning I awoke to a machine-gun sequence of swe. Suddendly the car breaks down steaming out of the engine bay. You are right said Jonnie But its not just the one car its all of them.

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He opens the hood to look for the reason. My wife had her drivers test the other day. Next here are a few short funny car jokes.

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The store owner replies Its 200 for the statue and 2000 for the story that goes with it. Hilarious Bumper sticker from Red Rock Decals. Jonnie was driving home last week when his hands free car phone rang.

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What goes on pages 4. He acts like he is about to leave then adds Oh would you mind throwing in the saucer the cat seems to like it. They were so excited about it that when they got home they locked the keys in the car.

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